Phil: I’ve been practising my ruscky voice could you hear that *does the husky voice* “internet news”…
Dan: yeah… really movie trailerish Phil.
Phil: Did it sound sensual?
Dan: … don’t know if that how I would describe it but it was something

Dan & Phil’s Internet News! 20/04/14(x)

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danosaurs-and-philions:

Radio show smiles (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

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ironicallyrad:

So my friend told me i should invite dan and phil to my birthday party, so i did (as a joke ofc). I also wrote them a little letter and doodled all around it too. Like it says on the website, dan and phil do not open the stuff, so they will probably not read/see what i sent them, but it’s just as a joke anyways. I hope at least whoever opens this laughs.
I’m mailing the stuff tomorrow i’m laughing so hard this is literally so dumb this is what my life has come to.

tyleroakley:

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up

tyleroakley:

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up

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poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing


I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

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I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

This… For some reason causes me to giggle.

play this at my funeral

Everyone should just stop what they’re doing and listen to this. 

Gold.

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alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

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sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

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texasturtlefan:

blktauna:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

This is totally why I don’t have kids… no way I’d do any of this.

When they are scared of the dark, do not tell them there’s nothing to be scared of.
You set stuffed animal sentries and arm the two of you with water pistols.Prove to them that, no matter what they’re scared of, THEY CAN COUNT ON YOU!!!

texasturtlefan:

blktauna:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

This is totally why I don’t have kids… no way I’d do any of this.

When they are scared of the dark, do not tell them there’s nothing to be scared of.

You set stuffed animal sentries and arm the two of you with water pistols.

Prove to them that, no matter what they’re scared of, THEY CAN COUNT ON YOU!!!

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slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

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